2010
02.28

worship

Just came back from a great worship service.  I will be writing more about it this week, but I really had fun today.  I connected to the message in new ways for me and I appreciated the adult education as well.  Thank you to all of you who made today a great day!

TAKE A MOMENT and thank God for the worship services that have made a difference to you in your past.

2010
02.27

THE ANT

Thanks to all those who sent me this.  It is cute.  Doubt it really happened, but that is ok.  Enjoy what it is trying to show us.

The Ant & the Contact Lens

Brenda was almost halfway to the top of the tremendous granite cliff.
She was standing on a ledge where she was taking a breather during this, her first rock climb. As she rested there, the safety rope snapped against her eye and knocked out her contact lens . ‘Great’, she thought. ‘Here I am on a rock ledge, hundreds of feet from the bottom and hundreds of feet to the top of this cliff, and now my sight is blurry.’
She looked and looked, hoping that somehow it had landed on the ledge. But it just wasn’t there.

She felt the panic rising in her, so she began praying. She prayed for calm, and she prayed that she may find her contact lens.

When she got to the top, a friend examined her eye and her clothing for the lens, but it was not to be found. Although she was calm now that she was at the top, she was saddened because she could not clearly see across the range of mountains. She thought of the bible verse ‘The eyes of the Lord run to and fro throughout the whole earth.’

She thought, ‘Lord, You can see all these mountains. You know every stone and leaf, and You know exactly where my contact lens is. Please help me.’

Later, when they had hiked down the trail to the bottom of the cliff they met another party of climbers just starting up the face of the cliff. One of them shouted out, ‘Hey, you guys! Anybody lose a contact lens?’

Well, that would be startling enough, but you know why the climber saw it? An ant was moving slowly across a twig on the face of the rock, carrying it!

The story doesn’t end there. Brenda’s father is a cartoonist. When she told him the incredible story of the ant, the prayer, and the contact lens, he drew a cartoon of an ant lugging that contact lens with the caption, ‘Lord, I don’t know why You want me to carry this thing. I can’t eat it, and it’s awfully heavy. But if this is what You want me to do, I’ll carry it for You.’

I think it would do all of us some good to say, ‘God, I don’t know why You want me to carry this load. I can see no good in it and it’s awfully heavy. But, if You want me to carry it, I will.’

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Yes, I do love GOD. He is my source of existence and my Savior. He keeps me functioning each and every day Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him….I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. (Phil. 4:13

2010
02.27

TIPS

I heard a report today about a diner in South Carolina who was banned from a restaurant because she was a bad tipper.  Nobody knows the exact origin of the tip, but most agree that a tip means “to insure proper service” or “to insure prompt service.”  Either way, the idea of a tip is to give extra revenue for a job well done.  A greater tip leads to greater service (supposedly).  It is ironic how that has become a mandatory part of the experience.  Don’t get me wrong, I love to be generous as I realize those who rely on those tips probably are in greater need than myself (speaking of that, how come I never receive a tip for the sermon).  However, it seems like businesses have used the practice to decrease the cost of doing business.  Servers can be paid less because the tip covers the rest.  I remember overhearing a server in a restaurant complaining because he only received about 10 percent in a tip.  But, I watched the server serve (as he was my server) and believe me, 10 percent was VERY generous.   Obviously it is pretty clear that we are a society that EXPECTS the rewards without the work.  We expect the tip without the above and beyond service.  We expect to be the CEO without paying our dues.  I think that is hurting our society, but yet I consider God and the generosity shown to us even though we do not deserve it.  I thank God that even though I do not do what I am supposed to do. I get the ultimate reward anyway, simply because I believe.  What a TIP!!!! 

TAKE A MOMENT and be SUPER generous to your server and drop a note that says I am giving you something extra because God has already given us the greatest gift.  May this tip remind you of God’s love.  Kind of cheesy, but you never know.

2010
02.22

Complicated life

I just got done speaking to a group of parents as I was dropping off my children for one of their many sporting events they are involved in.  As I was chatting, a question of faith came up and it took us down a long and deep conversation.  As our theological conversation was in its deepest another parent was sharing how her child was going to have to have surgery for a procedure that left me, as a man, trembling, something to do with intestines and a scrotum and….well, enough said!  It was amazing the depth of both conversations.  One was heady and difficult to comprehend, the other was very real and (for me) GROSS.  Both, however, are things that as humans we deal with every day.  We think deep thoughts of God and the universe, but then have to face the reality of our limited human bodies and the things that they endure.  It was funny how my mind was caught up in heavenly thoughts, but how quickly I was slapped back into the reality of life.  We cannot and should not try to escape either.  Some of us keep seeking the perfect world, while others of us are so caught up in our humanness that we feel no escape.  What God offers is something in the middle.  We are told to live in this life, to deal with the STUFF of this life and to care for the needs of this world.  We cannot escape the sin, the evil, the questions and the temptations of this world nor the day to day limitations of being human.  However, we can also hold onto the promise of salvation and hope of what is to come. 

TAKE A MOMENT and think of heavenly thoughts and mysteries but be honest about your humanity!

2010
02.21

Daily devotions are great

I like this devotion from lentendevotions.net

“Don’t Tell”

February 21, 2010

TEXT: Mark 9:9-10 – As they were coming down the mountain, Jesus gave them orders not to tell anyone what they had seen until the Son of Man had risen from the dead. They kept the matter to themselves, discussing what “rising from the dead” meant.

What a secret Peter, James, and John had! Luke records “they kept this to themselves, and told no one at that time what they had seen” (Luke 9:36b). Jesus had several good reasons for urging them to keep what they had experienced to themselves. One of those reasons was that what they had experienced was not primarily for them. It was primarily for Jesus. It was to encourage Him for the journey He alone must make.

Another reason they should not tell anyone about what they had seen is that they did not yet understand the full extent of the journey on which they would be accompanying Jesus. They were on the right track as they discussed what “rising from the dead” meant. But they failed to grasp its meaning because they refused to believe Jesus was going up to Jerusalem to die.

Even so, the clues were staring them in the face: They could have talked about the relationship between Moses’ journey leading the Children of Israel from bondage and Jesus’ journey to deliver all people from sin. They could have talked about the relationship between Jesus and Elijah, and the confronting of false gods. They could have talked about what the roar from the mouth of the Father must have meant for Jesus. They could have talked about any number of things-things that would have helped them understand what “rising from the dead” means.

The disciples would need to see the end of Jesus’ journey before they could understand the full story and share what they had experienced on the Mount of Transfiguration. Then they could tell about Jesus being perfectly faithful to the Father. Then they could tell about the deliverance from the captivity of sin. Then they could tell about the love of Christ that overcomes every other god. Then they could see how all would be restored and would be very good!

THE PRAYER: We are grateful, Lord, that we are free to tell what we have seen and heard. Amen.

2010
02.20

Tom

Just a brief long-overdue thank you to Tom for helping me get this blog up and running.   Thanks man!  Love you man.  You are awesome man!

2010
02.20

Vasectomy

I was driving in Naperville the other day and almost had an accident when I heard a very peculiar commercial and between my surprise and my laughter, I almost rear-ended someone.  The advertisement was for a vasectomy clinic.  The premise was that March Madness was coming up and there would be 48 h0urs of non-stop basketball.  What a great time for a vasectomy.  It would allow you to stay on the couch and watch them if only you would get their vasectomy.  In addition you would receive a free pizza from a local pizza place.  There is a WHOLE lot that I can do with this one and I am going to…but I am still getting my head around it.  Look for my theological understanding of this commercial in a future devotion that I send out daily.  If you do not receive them and would like to, please contact me at jeffry@bataviaumc.com.  I send them out every day, Monday through Friday.  Wow, I am still giggling!

2010
02.19

Jesus Loves Me

This is a thought from Bob:

“A thought just occurred to me as I reflected again about our devotion on Tuesday night. . . .At my Gram’s recent funeral, my aunt stood up and spoke of what she meant to all of us.  EVERYBODY in the church nodded and agreed when she stated that “Gram made us each feel like we were her FAVORITE and most important person in the world”.  This is no doubt how Jesus made everyone feel during his life and EVERY day since for those that have faith! ” 

His words remind me of the song, “Jesus Loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.”  I sang this a lot in Sunday School as a child, but it is more than a childhood memory.  The words are so clear and real.  Jesus does love me and he loves you too!  What a great thing to remember as we face life.

TAKE A MOMENT and sing the song and think of the words.  Make sure if you are singing it in your office, you are ready to answer questions from your boss!!!

2010
02.17

Sorry, but I really liked this devotion!

Sin, Sackcloth, and the Spirit: Ash Wednesday Reflection

By Glory E. Dharmaraj* 

 
Isaiah 58:1-12, Matthew 6:1-6, 16-21
 
I spent my childhood on a tea estate in Sri Lanka. At that time, there were not many good schools on the tea estate. Therefore, my parents sent me to India where I stayed in my aunt’s house with my cousins in order to attend school there. During vacations, when I went to my parents’ house, I had to go through what was known as “quarantine,” a time apart without any contact with the community, but to visit the medical staff on the tea estate, to get shots in order to ensure that I was not carrying any infections. A terrible time for me as a child to lose out play time outside my home.
 
Quarantine
Lenten observance, in the earlier days, was called “quarantine,” a health practice for travelers into Easter. Lent is a voluntary quarantine to engage in spiritual practices for forty days. The word Lent comes from the Old English word “lengten” which means spring. It signifies the lengthened hours in that season.
 
The Lenten journey, which starts on Ash Wednesday signals a lengthened time set apart for spiritual health practices in the days to come.
  • A long practice time to engage oneself in tending the spirit.
  • Intentional lengthening of time to spend for Christ.
  • Allowing ourselves to be cleansed by the Holy Spirit.
  • Shedding all that hinders our journey into joyful Easter.
  • Lengthening the time to engage in addressing the needs of our neighbor here and far.
  • Lengthening the time we care for the earth.
  • In short, lengthening the time to be in love with God and discerning what God wants us to do.
Living the Lent
God defines an acceptable quarantine. God defines an acceptable fasting in the scripture passages assigned for today.
 
An acceptable fasting is not just observing fast for the sake of fasting.
 
It is not putting on sackcloth, an outward sign of repentance, without the accompanying actions worthy of our repentance.
 
An acceptable spiritual practice is to stand in solidarity with the poor and the oppressed (Isaiah 58:6), and being in community with the least of these who are victims of exploitative systems. These victims are what Raymond Fung, a theologian, would call people who are sinned-against. Fung says that a person is not only a sinner; a person is also the “sinned against.”
 
Seeing Christ Anew
Lent is a time to see how the poor and the suffering persons see the Christ anew in his agony. Jon Sobrino, a Salvadoran Jesuit theologian, says that God is very real to the poor. They laugh with this God, and weep with God. This God’s “anguished countenance” is something they can caress and whose pierced feet they can kiss. This “Christian God is something the poor have discovered viscerally.”
 
Lent then is a time to see God from a different perspective, through the eyes of the victims, those at the margins, and those who are acquainted with grief and tragedy.
 
Lent is a time to repent of our sins, those of commission and omission, and intentionally overcome the temptations to fall into these sins again. It is a time for personal soul work.
 
Lent is a chance to equip ourselves to free all those who are “sinned against” by exploitative practices and systems. It is a time for collective justice work.
 
Lent is a lengthened time offered to us so that we may practice well the crossing over between personal soul work and collective justice work. The Holy Spirit helps us bridge the two seemingly divergent expressions of spirituality, namely personal piety and engagement in transforming mission. 
 
Lent is a time to see Christ anew and follow his footsteps…and if possible, to caress the disfigured face of Christ, as we seek to connect with his pain, thereby with the pain of the world, and then walk with him, as healed and whole persons and communities into Easter joy.
 
It is time to go into quarantine with Jesus in the in-between time, the lengthened time between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday.
2010
02.17

Ash Wednesday

hf_lent_fast_480What is Ash Wednesday?  That is a question many of you have asked:  Here is a brief answer from the UMC glossary:

Ash Wednesday

The first day of Lent. It marks the beginning of a period of reflection and penance. In the Bible, sprinkling oneself with ashes was traditionally a sign of one’s sorrow for having committed sins. In the Christian tradition, Ash Wednesday also marked the beginning of preparation for the understanding of the death and resurrection of Christ. The particular symbolism of ashes for this day comes from a practice in the Roman Catholic churches in which the ashes from the palms used in the preceding year’s Palm Sunday celebration are blessed. With these ashes, the priest on the first day of Lent marks a cross on the forehead of each worshiper. This practice has become a part of Ash Wednesday services in many United Methodist churches.

TAKE A MOMENT and go to an Ash Wednesday Worship Service (or take a few moments)